Here I have listed some slang terms from all over the country, I have then put them into a fictional context, as well as this I have translated it into Standard English.
Pratt es – Northern sexual term
Suck us off – Northern sexual term
I’m wankered – I’m drunk
A munter – Ugly person
A dog – Ugly girl
A baghead – One who takes drugs
A jimmy riddle (piddle) – Cockney rhyming slang
Bees and honey (money) - Cockney rhyming slang
Now then chava – Hi mate
Barnes – Children
Bait – Dinner
Glesgs kess – Head-butt
Chelsea smile – An attack
Snaking - Talking to someone
Sharking – Talking to someone
Plates of meat (feet) - Cockney rhyming slang
Apples and pears (stairs)-Cockney rhyming slang
Tin bath (laugh)- Cockney rhyming slang
Voddy – vodka
Bag – Old person
Slang Speech
Oh no, some munter was sharking es yesterday at party so a did a jimmy riddle right in her cup, fucking dog deserved nowt else really. The bagheads on the green and the others all wankered, all part of a sturday night really innit bruv. Oioi chava get ya plates o’ meat up these apples and pears for us love, a wanna pratt ya, its nowt to do with the voddy or out it’s just my sausage is have a tantrum a said to this lass, she just laughed and asked if I was havin’ a tin bath, silly bag, no on rejects me without a Chelsea smile and a glesga kess, that sent the bird home happy didn’t it, was funny as bruv ya should a seen her.
Standard English Speech
Oh goodness, an unattractive girl kept chatting to me yesterday at the party so I urinated in her cup, the ugly girl deserved nothing else really. The delinquents were on the cannabis and everyone else was very drunk, it was all part of a Saturday night. Hello mate, get yourself up these apples and pears for me, I would like to have sexual intercourse with you, it’s nothing to do with the vodka or anything it’s just my testosterone is raging. She laughed at me though and asked if I was having a laugh, silly girl, nobody rejects me without getting a smack and a head-butt, that sent her home happy didn’t it, it was funny.
Pratt es – Northern sexual term
Suck us off – Northern sexual term
I’m wankered – I’m drunk
A munter – Ugly person
A dog – Ugly girl
A baghead – One who takes drugs
A jimmy riddle (piddle) – Cockney rhyming slang
Bees and honey (money) - Cockney rhyming slang
Now then chava – Hi mate
Barnes – Children
Bait – Dinner
Glesgs kess – Head-butt
Chelsea smile – An attack
Snaking - Talking to someone
Sharking – Talking to someone
Plates of meat (feet) - Cockney rhyming slang
Apples and pears (stairs)-Cockney rhyming slang
Tin bath (laugh)- Cockney rhyming slang
Voddy – vodka
Bag – Old person
Slang Speech
Oh no, some munter was sharking es yesterday at party so a did a jimmy riddle right in her cup, fucking dog deserved nowt else really. The bagheads on the green and the others all wankered, all part of a sturday night really innit bruv. Oioi chava get ya plates o’ meat up these apples and pears for us love, a wanna pratt ya, its nowt to do with the voddy or out it’s just my sausage is have a tantrum a said to this lass, she just laughed and asked if I was havin’ a tin bath, silly bag, no on rejects me without a Chelsea smile and a glesga kess, that sent the bird home happy didn’t it, was funny as bruv ya should a seen her.
Standard English Speech
Oh goodness, an unattractive girl kept chatting to me yesterday at the party so I urinated in her cup, the ugly girl deserved nothing else really. The delinquents were on the cannabis and everyone else was very drunk, it was all part of a Saturday night. Hello mate, get yourself up these apples and pears for me, I would like to have sexual intercourse with you, it’s nothing to do with the vodka or anything it’s just my testosterone is raging. She laughed at me though and asked if I was having a laugh, silly girl, nobody rejects me without getting a smack and a head-butt, that sent her home happy didn’t it, it was funny.
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